July 02, 2004

Have any of you sat down and watched House of the Dead? That movie is fucking terrible. Its beyond terrible. They put in clips from the game into the fucking movie. They just come out of no where. And they have a sequence that last 12 fucking minutes of them just shooting zombies. You'd think that it would be a fun scene. Nope. Matrix rip off scenes and just pathetic. I pray everyday that if i ever get to make a movie-it would not be that bad. Hell, the fucking movies that me and jeff and james use to make ( the really bad ones like the one with the toe being bitten off and the lady dieing ) were better than this. And whats sad is, listening to the director's commentary-this guy thinks he's brilliant. Whats funny though, the producer has a seperate commentary, and you can tell he's humiliated by the film. He even begins to make fun of it and critizes the directing of the movie. Uwe Boll is the first director I have come across where i can honestly say that Paul WS Anderson (maker of such classics as Mortal Kombat, Event Horizon, Soilder, Resident Evil and coming soon Alien vs Preditor) is better than.

Spider-man 2: I enjoyed it. I liked it better than the first one. Had a lot of humor in it. And a scene that reminded me a lot of Evil Dead 2. This was more of a Sam Raimi film than the first one, i'll put it that way. Less action, but the action scenes were choreographed better.

FightClub: http://vugames.com/product.do?gamePlatformId=787
Let me just ask this...why? why would they make this a game? I think this proves, once again, that the world is ending soon.

Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions!
Mayor: What do you mean "biblical"?
Dr. Raymond Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor. Real wrath of God type stuff! Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness, earthquakes, and volcanos!
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifices, dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!

Well, i'm off of work in 3 hours, and than off to go camping...yea...fireworks, firearms, redmeat and lots of drinking. i guess thats how everyone should celebrate our countries birthday. I was about to purchase an Hungarian AK-47 for $300, but reliesed something...what the fuck am i going to do with a hungarian ak-47? so whatever. i'll just watch everyone else shoot their AR-15 pistols and Glocks and just drink and eat all their burgers. maybe light a few snakes. hehe...snakes. those things are so pathetic.


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