March 17, 2004
At Victoria's Secret when someone shoplifts you're supposed to say, "I believe you have something by mistake. Would you like to put that on your Angel's Card?" Fuck that. Anyway, while looking for a job I feel like such a prostitute. I'm selling myself Seriously. I'm half tempted to just go work at Hooters because it would be a lot easier. At least they admit that they're hiring you based on what size your bra is. I really want to work outside, though, which is why I'm applying and nursreys. I like to garden, so that way it would be like combining a hobby with a job. Hooray!