September 25, 2002

First off i thought..aw what the hell so....

Zach-0 5000
323-7 Pope Ave.
Ft. Leavenworth KS
66027



and now for something..completely different.
this is the story of one james collins....and his secret admireerererererererer...damn that word doesnt wan t to end. anyways...


this woman..really has the hotts for james.

and i mean who wouldnt.

just look at that face, those eyes...that long flaxy hair..glistening in the sun. his dashing military record with the confederate states of america alone makes him one of the most elligable bachelors in the country!!!

anyways......james doesnt know about this....but i figured now would be the good time to bring to his attention..because..well i was bored.


also..i must show you people something...it is the main reason that i was opposed to jimmoi hoining the armed forces...and jeff..i must appologise ahead of time..i kno wyou wanted to forget this fatefull day..but it must be told for the better good.

jimmoi is a nice, loveable asian guy.
but the problem is....

he likes to stick it in places it doesnt necessarily need to go....like poop holes of manzors!!!!

again jeff..im sorry...but think of the lives youll save by teling your story....or rather by me telling your story without your expressed written permission.

but fuck you because i have diplomatic immunity..so i can do whatever i dayum please!!!!!!!!

and now..someone wants to say a few words.........


dead chris farley says "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMNNNN!!! YOU BITCHES ARE SUCKIN IT UP LATELY!!!!"

hey dead chris farley hows it going? its been a while! hows it hangin!

dead chris farley says "WELL...BEING AS I AM AN OBESE PIG OF A STINKING MAGGOTY INFESTED ROTTEM CORPSE>>>ITS NOT HANGING AT ALL....BECAUSE IT ROTTED OFFF!!"

oh im sorry to hear that dead chris farley. so what was it you wanted to say?

dead chris farley says " I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT IM GONNNA KICK...YOUR ASSS!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH!!!!!!"

why dead chris farley? why would you do such things?

dead chris farley says "BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL HOMOGAY POOPSEXORING SONS OF BITCHES!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHH!!!!!! NOW FUCK OFF IM LEAVING TO GO ROT SOME MORE"

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well there you have it folks..we are all poopsexoring sons of bitches. i couldnt have said it better myself.

well i am done posting now.

*ps-please note that this is not jeffs MEGAPOST.

~fin~



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